Things that won't get you very far with me....

Posted by Francois Botha at 5:42 PM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
1) If you send me dick pics...

2) If you only talk about sex...

3) If you can't have an interesting conversation that requires my brain to work at least every 5 minutes...

4) If the only thing you can talk about is gym...

5) If you do drugs...

6) If your a drunk/alcoholic...

7) If you spend every fucking Wednesday, Friday and Saturday in a club. It's good to be home once in a while.. The world won't end if you don't go...

I have a five minute rule... In that 5 minutes I can see exactly where things are going and what your intentions are...

3 comments:

JCLL said...

Nice to have some non-compromising requirements for a lover, but just be careful not to become too set in your ways. We all have to compromise.

April 24, 2008 at 9:18 AM
Unknown said...

Jesus talk about tunnel vision.

April 24, 2008 at 11:35 PM
Francois Botha said...

I just know what I want. Always have and always will... It's a matter of if you can't stand the heat then get out of the kitchen

April 24, 2008 at 11:45 PM

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