The Whore Test....

Oh My God... I just did a whore test and I got a c+.... The better you score the worse you are... I know it's bad and nothing I say will ever suffice for what I have done but hey... I enjoy life... You only live once... As long as you do it responsibly...

Questions are below... Feel free to take the test.... By the way... I scored 675... Please note that I am not promiscious... Some of these this or most of them I did with the same partner...

Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone you met on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$ 10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk HIGH-- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don't remember the night before --$20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Performed oral sex -- $5
Received oral sex-- $5
Done/got oral sex in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 --$25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25